Could male masterbation be considered genocide? With the apparent dearth of great minds in the world today, I shudder to think of the potential which may have been squandered in a pile of tissues.
On the turntable: Ray LaMontagne, "Trouble"
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I said not to read too much into it! The idea came to me when I was in, um, church. Hence the next post...
I'd say quite the opposite:that male masturbation provides us protection from genocidal tendencies by easing the..um...need to release masculinity on unsuspecting populations...
And, us women, well, we can be profoundly religious sometimes too :)
or an old sock
See, but the sock is in a whole category of it's own, since the "leftovers" would breed with the fungus, creating a series of foot-fetish super-beings which will eventually take over the world with their unique religion which worships Nike socks and training bras...though this would in turn cause a population explosion throughout Asia, in order to supplement the child labor reguired to manufacture the religious paraphernalia. By this time, we will all worship Xmas stockings, which Santa Claus will fill with his...OK. I think that's quite enough.
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