...like incredibly fucking noisy election trucks...
...or an absolute lack of irony. In Japan, one of the main delivery companies is called Pelican. This morning, a woman came into my genkan, shouting out, "It's Pelican." Me: "You're no pelican, you're a human being."
(Chirp................... Chirp........................ Chirp..............................)
On the turntable: "AIZAWA DE GOZAIMASU!!!!!YOROSHIKU ONEGAI ITASHIMASU!!!!!!!!"
On the nighttable: A large fucking gun. (Oh, how I wish)
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Ahh, one of the perks of living in a truly remote town is that I didn't have to put up with much in the line of election trucks. It helped that I spent most of last weekend in an even more remote town. I got my fill of all that nonsense a few months ago during my town's mayoral election.
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